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13 Buddhist Jokes That Will Enlighten Your Day

4. What does a Buddhist comedian say when the audience stops laughing?
"I know you're out there. I can concentrate on your breathing."

5. A Western Buddhist woman was in India, studying with her teacher. She was riding with another woman friend in a rickshaw, when they were attacked by a man on the street. In the end, the attacker only succeeded in frightening the women, but the Buddhist woman was quite upset by the event and told her teacher. She asked him what she should have done: "what would have been the appropriate, Buddhist response?" The teacher said very simply, "You should have very mindfully and with great compassion whacked the attacker over the head with your umbrella."

6. What did one Zen practitioner give to another for their birthday?
Nothing.

7. What did the Buddhist say to the pizza chef?
Make me one with everything. The pizza chef prepares it and gives it to the monk. The monk pays him and asks for the change. The pizza vendor says: "Change comes from within."

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